Sarcasm is good

Hello. I'm Lia.

dampsandwich:

*gasp* SANTA CAME!!!!!…*looks closer* all over the presents what the fuck santa

(via pizza)

  • person who never had cats: cats are egoists and never give you love
  • cat owner: cats are big baby nerds

Reading one book is like eating one potato chip.

—Diane Duane, So You Want to Be a Wizard (via observando)